Afghan Hound: Do I have to? It'll mess up my fur!

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Basenji: I'l wait for them to fix it, but now I'll chew on the couch while it's dark.

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel: I'm so cute I can crawl on their lap and they'll do it for me.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. (UGGH!)

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Collie: I can't change it, but I'll go get Gramps as soon a s I get Timmy out of the well!

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

German Shepard: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Giant Schnauzer: Can you please hurry up and change that bulb, I can't see to read the paper I'm suppose to pee on.

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Irish Terrier ( Canadian Born): I can do it right after I chase that damn squirrel. You want to make something of that, EH?

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Pug: Is this light bulb edible? No? Then forget it.

Rottweiler: Make me!

Yorkie: Light bulb? I buried it! I thought it was a new kinda tulip!